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Ever wrestled a varren for money?

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Assassin.


Holly/ 17/ Western Australia

I post the Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Dragon Age, Sherlock, Lord Of The Rings & other commodities.

Low self esteem with a massive superiority complex.

+ Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him. 

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why is an assassins creed movie a thing why must they ruin a good game by putting it on the fucking big screen ugh

it took me three days to finish dragon age 2 what am I doing with my life

FENRIS CAME BACK MY LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN

Fenris left me because I sided with the mages and now I’m dead inside

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moffnat:

DO YOU EVER JUST GET UNREASONABLY EMOTIONAL OVER LORD OF THE RINGS MUSIC

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colinmorgasms:

Superwhomerlock AU

The day the angels fell.

asked by anon.

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I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamed of.

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Tagged #Q

Mass Effect 3: Citadel » Love interest reactions to Shepard’s dancing

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earthbending-greywarden:

Sorry for the shitty picture

Woohoo! 600!
To thank you guys for your continuous support, I have decided to have a giveaway! :D
It is my first ever giveaway and I am a low paid highschooler so this isn’t the biggest giveaway ever.
In honour of my main fandoms (Dragon Age + Mass Effect) This is a BioWare giveaway!

First prize is an N7 armour striped hoodie!! 
Second prize is a coffee cup, either the N7 or Kirkwall one; winners choice.
And third prize is a DA2 coaster!!

Rules:

  • You have to be following me to win. This is for my followers so it is only fair.
  • Like and reblogs count. But be careful not to spam your followers.
  • I am in Australia and will ship internationally :)
  • Your ask box must be open or I will pick another winner.
  • Giveaway will end 22nd of May 6pm AEST (Australian Eastern standard time) and winners will be picked by a random number generator.

If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask me. Remember this is my first giveaway, so go easy on me haha.

Love you all!!

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I had chicken nuggets and mayonnaise for breakfast and I regret nothing

180mph:

vaspim:

lameborghini:

asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh

Is this a challenge

*Sonic X theme song starts playing*

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